Saturday, 27 December 2014

The Salem Strategy

I am a fan of horror stories.  I grew up on H.P.Lovecraft - I discovered him when I was eight (!)
Later, I progressed on to reading Stephen King.  The first story I read of his was 'Pet Sematary' and I was amazed and thrilled to find that the characters stayed with me.  It started rather spookily, when I spotted a little boy who looked just the way I had imagined 'Gage,' and it continued as I saw 'familiar' faces in crowds for days afterwards.
I have just completed my own small contribution to the horror genre, a novella called The Salem Strategy.
It's just 60 odd pages and is part of a new series I'm calling 'Horror In A Hurry.'  The idea is that you can read it in just one or two sittings.  Further titles will be added throughout 2015.
The Salem Strategy explores what happens when the military attempt using paranormal tactics and the inadvisability of 'winning at all costs.'
So, if you fancy being terrified on the train or bewitched on the bus, The Salem Strategy been published today on Kindle for $0.99 (77p. in the UK).
Let me know what you think, eh?  Thanks :)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Salem-Strategy-Horror-Hurry-Book-ebook/dp/B00RHW14AY 


Saturday, 22 November 2014

There and back again....

I've been away for a short break, having been visiting the hauntingly beautiful town of Whitby.  I can see why people rave about it, but my heart was stirred even more by some of the little fishing villages along that part of the British coast.  I'm finding it hard to settle back in at 'home', (well, where I live), but in a good kind of a way.  I'm looking at things in a slightly different way and, as a writer, anything that makes you do that is welcome - if unsettling...


In Whitby, I was show the hotel where Bram Stoker wrote Dracula, and now I'm home with a few more ideas for my new horror novella series - but not a single vampire will appear!

Just as I start thinking about horror themes, along comes something sweet to divert me.  
Next Saturday, the 29th of November, Llangollen is holding a Christmas Parade through its streets and I've been asked to decorate a faery themed float for the event. 


I have a backdrop to paint, but I won't be able to assemble everything on the trailer until the morning of the parade...  Fingers crossed, hopefully I'll have some pictures for the next post.

Friday, 17 October 2014

Spreading the happiness!

I am so pleased to tell you that the new website is here: www.thelastchangeling.com and to celebrate, I'm offering the eBook at a massively discounted price!


Simply go to Smashwords - the link to the book is here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/436906
Enter this code: MJ77D at the checkout, and get your ebook copy of The Last Changeling for 70% off the full retail price.   In the US that's something like a dollar and a dime, in the UK it's just 63p!

Smashwords offer versions for lots of devices including Kindle, Nook, Kobo, iphones and many more.
This offer expires on the 20th of October 2014 and only works for The Last Changeling by F.R.Maher.  Happy reading!

Thursday, 18 September 2014

A Little Taster...

The follow up to The Last Changeling continues to grow, albeit slowly... for now, just for you, here's a taster from the very first chapter of Book Two....!

D has just emerged from a Public Inquiry into an incident in Book One, The Last Changeling:


D made his way towards Westminster Bridge.  His uneven, loping gait carried him far and fast whilst he considered the nature of secrecy.
It bound his entire existence.  Everything he did to keep people like those gossipers safe, depended upon it.  Yet it was a fragile thing.
A single snowflake fluttered down and alighted gently upon him. D paused and studied the speck of white slowly melting into the black wool of his sleeve.  Nestling there, it struck him as a good match for his thoughts.  Secrecy was like snow, it built up in layers until you had a thick, seemingly stable covering.  All it took for a disaster was for a weak layer to be incorporated into the pack.
Then there would be an avalanche.
Everything he was facing now - the multiple public and private inquiries, had all stemmed from one member of D9 breaking away and trying to force such a collapse.  A torrent of news had hit the internet and only extreme vigilance, together with some cunning misdirection, had buried the most compromising information.  The rest had been left, hidden in Plain Sight for anyone to see.  Stories so sensational, they openly invited scornful disbelief.
D sighed, and stood, looking out across the broad sweep of the Thames at the skeletal ellipse of the London Eye.  The Houses of Parliament were behind him, still enshrouded in scaffolding following their bruising encounter with the metahominid hordes.  D wearily stretched his neck, bending his head so his left ear touched his left shoulder, listening as his bones cracked loudly.
A sparse scattering of snowflakes fluttered and fell, and then no more.  D raised his odd eyes to the heavens.  The sky had taken on a greyer tint, and the light was lemon yellow.  The bulging clouds were holding onto their payload of snow for now, but the strange storm-light promised there was more to come.
He plucked himself from his reverie, and started again across the bridge.  A sudden scurry of wind whipped his straggly black fringe away, and he noticed the young woman walking towards him, pushing a buggy.  Stranger still, she seemed to have noticed him.  She made direct eye contact for a split second, before scurrying past, furiously stabbing the buggy ahead of her on the pavement like a weapon.  D continued but his pace quickened.  In that instant of what almost seemed like recognition, his precision memory had recorded her every detail.
Late twenties.  Medium height, slender build. Dark grey eyes. Skeletal face,  high forehead, long thin nose, overly large mouth.   No makeup.  Thin, straight  shoulder length hair, originally well cut, now grown out.  Natural mouse overlaid with chestnut dye. Good colour, possibly a vegetable dye.  Professional looking application suggests she used a salon.  Re-growth reveals she hasn't been back in at least four months.  Thin, cotton summer dress, pale green print with white daisies.  Pale beige knee length mac, belt missing.  Black leggings and grey converse trainers.  Size five.  Well made clothes.  All out of season, suggests she has not had the money, or possibly, the inclination, to buy more.  Bracelet style tattoo of stars in red and purple on left wrist.  Out of place with elegant clothes suggests early error.  Wild Child rebelling against moneyed family perhaps? Further evidenced by two piercings on each ear, no earrings. Unwashed hair and dark ringed eyes, but no obvious signs of drug misuse. Creased boutique carrier bag beneath buggy suggests she's had money but not now.  Similarly, flexible pushchair is expensive, and no older than two years.  Likely to have been acquired for this, her first child…
Then D's inner analysis finally got to the meat of the matter:
…Except the thing in that buggy is no human child…
As he hurried away, D turned, carefully casual, to cast a glance back at her.  She had stopped now and unaware of his observation, was staring across the broad parapet.  She was un-strapping the thing that was lolling the pushchair.
He assessed his options.  He couldn't approach her, he didn't want to spook her.  He worked out how long it would take to get into position.
Time enough.
He loped along the bridge.  In that time, she had lifted the small body clear of the buggy, and had placed it on the parapet.  The thin tide of people swept uncaringly past.  Londoners and tourists alike, no one seemed bothered there might be a problem, much less a potential tragedy unfolding with the junkie and her kid on the bridge.
D quickened his already furious pace.  If she threw that thing into the water, she would never be able to get her real child back.  He began to run.
He raced away from her, in the opposite direction, off the bridge and down, barely registering the distant rolling crash and rattle of skateboarders in the Queen Elizabeth Hall undercut.
Within three minutes of first sighting her, he was beneath the bridge.  It was low tide.  He slid and skidded down a set of greenly slurried steps.  Then he struggled out of his huge coat, cast off his big boots, and crunched painfully across the stony debris field of the foreshore.
He hadn't time to worry about what liquid-dwelling enemies might be lurking in the freezing waters, he hurled himself in and struck out toward the centre of the bridge.  Much faster at swimming than walking, he finned his huge hands and quickly battered his way through the Thames choppy green wavelets.  The elegant flattened arches of Westminster Bridge rose above him and as he looked up, he saw something spinning through the air.  A small, floppy bundle cart-wheeling through space.
Leaping like a sea creature, he exploded out of the water and caught the thing by its hooded jacket.  At his touch, it opened its sickly yellow eyes and hissed.  D quelled his desire to dunk it and held it high above the river.  It was struggling now, but he held it firmly.  As he turned to head back, something bigger plummeted down and smashed through the surface just behind him.
In one fluid movement, D spun, stuffed the creature beneath his arm and struck out towards the still foaming disturbance where the young woman had jumped in.  Gasping, she popped up again almost beneath him.  Her wide eyes were fixed and terrified, her frantically flailing arms betraying her as a non-swimmer.  Instinct made her crane her neck to keep her head above the water, but she was choking and wildly overcompensating.  D calmly grabbed the back of her coat collar before she could sink again and pulled her face clear of the surface.  She responded by clinging to his arm with a desperate strength.  Hampered by her and the squirming creature pinned beneath his other arm, D made slower progress back to dry land.
By now, some people above had spotted the vacant buggy and were staring down into the water and pointing.  D's feet hit the bottom still some distance out, but the woman made no attempt to stand and he was forced to drag her like a sack along the rough stones and shingle crusted mud to the shore.  He dumped her just clear of the water.  She didn't make a sound, she simply lay shivering amidst the stinking river detritus.  Before putting his boots back on, D grabbed his coat and wrapped the thing firmly inside it.  Already he could hear a distant siren.
He looked back at the half drowned woman.  There was nothing he could say.  They both knew she hadn't tried to kill her child.
Her real child had been taken from her months ago.
Out of the sightline of the gathering spectators on the bridge, he clambered quickly back up the steps.  If that poor woman was ever to be reunited with her lost baby, he would have to move quickly.
The yellow-eyed thing swaddled in his coat was still moving, but D was keenly aware that normally, he should have been barely able to hold onto it.
Something was very wrong.
D loped back across the bridge, heading towards his car.  Despite being clad in baggy wet clothes, and carrying a moving black bundle beneath his arm, still his strange skill at not being noticed held and indeed, no-one took much notice of him.   A little way along the bridge, he skirted the gathering crowd.  The attending police officers and bystanders circled around the empty buggy, were too distracted watching the woman below them being lifted onto a stretcher to register him passing by.
For his part, D was too busy to pay much heed to them.  His mind raced ahead.  Locating a lost human child, stolen away and hidden in a hill fort or barrow normally took weeks of careful research.  By the look of the thing in his coat, it would have to be accomplished far more quickly.  Before it died.  If it did, there could be no exchange.  Assuming it survived, then there was still the actual rescue mission to be executed - a swap involving the restoration of the baby's sickly metahominid counterpart back into its proper environment and the recovery of the human child it had replaced.
D understood there was no way of knowing how long it would take to accomplish.  All he knew was that if the malign thing he was now carrying beneath his arm through the busy London crowds died, then the stolen human child would remain trapped in the wrong world forever.
He returned to his old battered Saab to find a parking ticked gracing its windscreen.  That was the least of his troubles.  Opening the boot, he dumped the dark bundle inside, reconsidered, and grabbed it back out again.  He needed to keep it where he could see it.  It was risky, but he put it in the passenger foot well.  Holding his breath, he finally turned the ignition key.  Whilst the engine hummed into life, he tensed, waiting for a reaction, but none came.

Too unwell to react, the changeling lay motionless.                                         © FRMaher 2013

That's your lot for now!

Saturday, 16 August 2014

Away with the fairies.... at the fairy festival

A week has slipped past and I still haven't recovered from the mayhem that was the Legendary Llangollen Faery Festival.

As co-organiser it's my job to... well... organise!

Over the past year I have liaised with craft workers, musicians, healers and readers to put on a 'fairy-friendly' festival in the beautiful setting of Llangollen in North Wales.

Bearing in mind The Last Changeling is hardly fairy friendly, it might seem that I have been dancing with the enemy.  Indeed, I never thought people who really believe that fairies are sweet creatures, far removed from the malign metahominids of folklore and my fiction, would ever view me and my book with anything less than open hostility.  Luckily they are only interested in fairies and fey culture being promoted, so if I just happen to be the conduit for that to happen, then they are inclined to forgive me.  Actually some of them prefer their fairies to be somewhat, 'kick ass!'

So over two hundred craft workers, healers, fortune tellers, live-action role players, musicians and speakers descended upon us last weekend, all with a mind to have a good time, sell their wares and enjoy everything fairy.  They pitched tents and stalls and some set up inside the huge tented arena of the Llangollen Pavilion.... and all this with the threat of the tail end of Hurricane Bertha looming and poised to strike!

Saturday dawned fair and a glorious day was enjoyed by hundreds of visitors.   Wishes were posted on the wishing line for the fairies to collect and grant, and the wing and wand making workshops were spectacularly busy.  Circus skills were taught, the mystery of how to play a didgeridoo was revealed and live music and wonderful food was enjoyed. The stallholders did a cracking trade and the little, (and large), ones had their faces painted and were told some amazing tales by expert storytellers.






Then came the rain at teatime ... and because the arena is so huge, most of the outside stalls moved inside for the next day.  We only had the vintage funfair and three stalls go home - all vowing to return next year.  That night we all danced at The Grand Faery Ball, so no-one much cared what the weather was doing outside!



Fervent spells were cast for good weather for the Sunday.  After a rain lashed night, the water stopped pouring from the sky  just eight minutes after the event opened again.  There were a few squalls in the afternoon, one huge gust of wind, and that was Bertha's last farewell!



We all survived and are already planning for 2015!


Friday, 27 June 2014

Danced to Death....

'Went the day well?'  I hear you ask...

The launch for the paperback edition of The Last Changeling was excellent - not least because I was presented with a rather nice bottle of champagne! Yummy!

I was surprised to find that when it came to it, I was quite stressed at being interviewed in front of an audience.  Thankfully only my nearest and dearest detected this, but I found the process distinctly 'counter-British'.  We are raised to be discreet and 'showing off' is discouraged.  I can only think that early conditioning was kicking in!

Interestingly, one of the questions I was asked was all about early influences...

 A June baby, I started almost a year earlier than some of my classmates, so I first read Laurel and Gold Readers II when I was about 4 or 5, in my much loved village primary school.  When they had a book sale I was thrilled to have my very own copy to keep.
Despite being quite old by the time they came into our little hands, Laurel and Gold readers were like a Readers Digest for very small children.  Bound in green cloth with gold lettering, they featured traditional tales,mythology, short essays about natural history and some actual history, plus a poem or two.  All beautifully illustrated, I adored them.

 It just so happens that the image from a book I read as a child has stayed with me.  I dug the book out the other day, and here is the intriguing image
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The unseen hands stealing the baby must have sown an early seed that grew to flower in The Last Changeling.  Imagine how shocked I was when I turned to the story of The Wood Maiden...  here she is with Betushka, a girl she entices to dance...
But it's these lines that really astonished me... imagine having them in a children's book today...
Danced to death!  Extraordinary!  All these years these ideas have been running around in my head! 
So the influences started pretty early I guess... 

As I love the nonsense that we insist on calling 'co-incidence', here's something else.  Today on BBC Radio 4, the afternoon play 'A Time To Dance' was all about the idea of people dancing themselves to death.  Have a listen on the BBC iplayer, it's an excellent play: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b015mzl8

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Fantasy Becomes Reality

I am officially 'following my dream.' I have taken the leap of faith, given up the pesky 'part time' job that was taking up too much time and I am now a full time writer.  As a direct consequence, I been surrounded by nothing but love and support ever since.  Thank you Universe.

Today I was paid for a poem I had quite forgotten I'd written, well over a year ago - and asked for more.  That felt very good indeed.  Tonight I will be onstage in Liverpool, (actually a little way under Liverpool  - at the entrance to the fascinating Williamson Tunnels), reading from The last Changeling and addressing an audience of fantasy thriller fans... it's been something of a journey so far I can tell you!


What I can't tell you, much as I'd like to, is how to follow your dream.  All I am doing is following my nose and occasionally taking inspiration from others who have taken the same course of action in deciding to shape their lives rather than let others do it for them.

As Marianne Williamson famously wrote: 
When we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.

All we are ever meant to be is happy, nothing more.  If someone looks at something I have written and feels some kind of a connection, then that is wonderful.  If they read my book and for a short time become so engrossed they are entertained and forget their cares for a while, then that's 'mission accomplished.'  It is a beautifully balanced exchange of energies as we co-create the story - I write the words and you provide the pictures in your mind.  Wow... this is the BEST JOB EVER!!!

So, if you want to, try tuning in and turning on your own heart-light... you never know where its light will guide you.




Sunday, 8 June 2014

A series of fortunate events...

"My dear fellow," said Sherlock Holmes, as we sat on either side of the fire in his lodgings at baker Street, "life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent."

I am living in 'interesting times,' both a curse and a blessing I suppose.  It started with someone being quite mean on Facebook.  I have been hacked, and for a while, a background picture quite refused to appear.
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It was chosen because of the perfectly balanced look of the picture - draw a horizontal line two thirds down the picture, and in that top segment you have a charming watercolour of a woodland scene.  The interest is focussed in the foot of the painting, where the fairies glide beneath the leaves.

I looked for it again and found an extraordinary coincidence.  Having put the picture up a little over a year ago, I was unaware that it had been painted by Richard Doyle.
Who?
Richard 'Dickie' Doyle.

He was an illustrator who designed the banner for Punch magazine - which was used for 100 years.
All rather ironic when you see how Punch lambasted Dickie's nephew about his belief in fairies, for Dickie Doyle was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's uncle.


Anyone reading this, who has read The Last Changeling, will by now be beginning to sit up!  This is where the 'coincidences' begin to rack up and I begin to wonder if I am being led deeper down this rabbit hole of otherworldly stuff.

The first picture 'Under the Dock leaves,' really put Dickie Doyle on the map as a fairy painter.  After that, Dickie illustrated the beautiful edition of In Fairyland, a series of Pictures from the Elf World which is still held to be one of the most breathtaking examples of high Victorian story books for children.  It features the William Allingham poem, 'Up the Airy Mountain,' the first poem I ever learnt by heart, taught to me as a child by my father, an Irishman from Kilkenny - and which I have referenced in 'The Last Changeling.'

Dickie's same illustrations were also used in 'The Princess Nobody' by Andrew Lang.  I am currently studying an interesting book called 'The Secret Commonwealth of Elves Fauns and Fairies' by Robert Kirk, a seventeenth century mystic and priest who allegedly was taken away by the fairies.
The foreword was written by the same Andrew Lang.

So, back to the Doyle's... we have a nephew and an uncle, both highly educated men, both with a strange fascination for fairies.  I followed a link to another page about Conan Doyle's father, Charles Altamont Doyle, (who co-incidentally married a woman from a Kilkenny family).  Charles was also fixated with fairies and ended his days in a Scottish lunatic asylum.  In 1977 a book of his illustrations came to light and was printed in the UK.  The strange thing is that I have that book, but I had quite forgotten about it.  It sits beside me as I type this.
I know there are such things as families who believe that they have all been 'taken' at some time.  Some can quote abduction stories that go back for generations.  It's interesting that here are three members of the same family with the same, strange otherworldly interest...

Apart from using 'Altamont' as Sherlock Holmes alias in 'His last Bow,' Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was understandably reticent about his problematic father.  Dickie didn't mention him either.  Yet both brother and son promoted and celebrated fairies.  Almost as if they were colluding to make Charles' interests seem normal and unremarkable.

So if a family can draw down these influences, what about specific locations?
I am wondering about this because of William Allingham, writer of the poem, 'Up the Airy Mountain,' husband of the famous 'chocolate-box' cottages painter, Helen Allingham, of all the places to live, this Irishman settled, for a while, in Witley, Sussex in 1881.
This is all within 9 miles of other intriguing locations in The last Changeling, in what I am beginning to think of as 'The Fairy Line,' as the three points line up quite nicely...


Allingham's home is point A on the map, it  borders Lea Park, later Witley Park, home of the man airbrushed from history, Whittaker Wright - see my previous post about 'Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Infamous Neighbour,' (point B) and is less than six miles from Hindhead where Arthur Conan-Doyle wrote the Hound of the Baskervilles exactly twenty years later, (point C).

This has all left me reeling.  There is more... I will post again when I can, but for now I have to get on with Book II ...

Sunday, 25 May 2014

Is that really you, George R R Martin?

It's been... to put it simply, a bit of a strange week...

On Tuesday I was called to audition for a tough quiz show 'The Chase.'  (Brit show, Google it).
Much to my amazement I passed.
Whether the day dawns when I will actually face a Chaser - and manage to remember a little more than my own name - remains to be seen.  I have been told, 'it's how the questions fall...' 'you either know them or you don't... blah ... blah...'

All I know is that it has already been a life-changing experience.  Now, everything has significance, an extra meaning... after all, it might come up as a question!  I am normally unreasonably curious, but that trait has now gone into overdrive... Overdrive?  Bachman-Turner Overdrive, the band beloved by Stephen King... bet you didn't know he liked them, did you, hey?  See?  It's like a reverse Tourettes where random things are hastily sucked into my brain rather than being shouted out...

So, in the midst of all this barminess, I decided to put the picture of my book in the Sarasota bookstore, Bookstore1, on Twitter.  You know the one, it looks like this:
And I tweeted this: (you can probably see for yourself who favourited it... )

 ...But before he favourited this first tweet, I tweeted thus:

Then I wandered over to my email and found the 'favorited by....' messages... 
O - my - giddy - Aunt!  
George R R Martin had favourited, (yes with the 'u', I am a Brit after all), TWO tweets!!!!  
So, naturally I tweeted this:
...and do you know what?
Yep.
He favourited THAT one as well!  
By now, as perhaps you can imagine, I am developing a heart flutter and an inability to breathe or concentrate... what was the name of that band again?  
Hang on a moment... what is my name again?
I had to go and lie down in a darkened room... well a pub actually, but it's the same thing, surely?
Soooo, I had a medicinal 'latte' and tweeted this:
...and do you know what?
I can see you're getting the hang of this, you're smart, you know?
Yep.  This got favourited again by George R R Martin.  

Sooo, I think I can finally understand why people have long, one-sided conversations with their deities.  It feels good.  The best bit is the mystery of it all.  Are they there or not? 
Is it him?  Or is it a random piece of cunning programming pulling my chain?  Has it been created to react to a name?  Drooling like a Pavlovian dog every time it finds George R R Martin mentioned?

George R R Martin
George R R Martin
George R R Martin
Sit!  Roll over!  Lie down!  Goood doggie!

But, what if it IS really him?  This is where it gets quite strange in a wonderful way.  I am indeed having a one-sided conversation with a seriously interesting and powerful individual, who, like a capricious god, has a quirky take on most things.  This is the guy who tweeted to J.K. Rowling that the series would have been better if Harry had been killed off in the first book!  
Whilst we mortals all run around going 'Eeek!' at that, it's different in the vast, echoing libraries of Valhalla that these literary deities inhabit.  I rather think that might just appeal to her slightly wicked sense of humour.

Forgive me, great deity of G.O.T., I am babbling... 
better go now and research my own name and other likely questions for the quiz....
*sigh*
Like I say, it's been a bit of a strange week...


Thursday, 15 May 2014

In between Ursula Le Guin and George R R Martin!

Sooo...
Here are the nice plinths in the bookstore window...  ...wonder what's on them...?
Oh, yes, that's The Last Changeling...
And... what's over here...?
In the Classics section... eh?... Classics?? Now that is classy!
In between Ursula Le Guin and George R R Martin....  The Last Changeling... Wow!!!  So humbled...

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Thank You!

Heyyyy, you!  Yes you!  Thanks for reading this and, in case you bought it and are now reading The Last Changeling, a hearty 'thank you' for making The Last Changeling....
....wait for it...
 Amazon #1 Bestseller in Folklore in the UK!

Sunday, 4 May 2014

... And a great night was had by all...

Last Thursday I did a 'soft launch' for the new paperback version of The Last Changeling... it was a good excuse to have a bit of a party and celebrate with good friends, old and new.

The venue was perfect.  A quirky vintage tearooms in Llangollen, in Oak Street, the very street where one of the main characters, Watkin, uncovered yet more secrets about the mysterious D9.  Indeed the armourer Aled may well have been there, but it was hard to see him -must be something about his meta blood!

These are all gone, sold and bearing my scribbled name...
 
 and these are all gone too... and they were delicious!

The next signing will be in a bookshop... and I bet it won't be half as much fun!

Saturday, 19 April 2014

The Mysterious Case of The Black Ring

Leamingston Spa features in Book 2 of The Enigma Wars, the sequel to The Last Changeling - so I was intrigued when I saw this strange feature in the Leamington skies: 

I looked for more reports: it seems 'The Black Ring of Leamington' - as it's now being called - happened near Warwick Castle... which just so happens to feature in Chapter 2 of The Last Changeling:
‘It may have stood for centuries, repelling many invaders and even making kings of men, but Mr. Butterworth wasn’t sure if Warwick Castle was ready for its latest onslaught.  As his party headed for the dungeons and torture chambers, he tried to keep any happy thoughts of vengeance well hidden from his face.
The afternoon passed remarkably without incident. Picnics had been eaten on Ethelfleda’s mound, the unbelievably high and winding stairway of Guy’s tower had been climbed and the state rooms viewed.  Year Seven had loved the armour, the swords, the birds of prey, the cakes, the ice creams and the horrific instruments of torture.  So far no one had been sick or fainted, or even dropped a water bomb from the ramparts onto the unsuspecting head of an elderly tourist.
All Butterworth had to do was get the little stinkers back to school and he was home and dry for another term.  He lined them up again by the coach and repeated the head count.  No, wrong number.  He tried again.
‘WILL YOU ALL KEEP STILL!’
Fidgeting children stopped playing with their souvenir trinkets and lined up sulkily.  Butterworth counted again - fast.  Heart sink.  There was still one missing.’
                                                                          THE LAST CHANGELING   

Interesting... the ring is being described as a swarm of insects...  VERY interesting if you've read The Last Changeling...
‘A decade or so after Myxomatosis had been introduced into the barrows, as if in answer, Varroa Destructor had first appeared on honey bees.  Not properly identified until years later, the deadly parasitic mite had continued spreading through the bee colonies of the world.                                       
Some years ago, at a covert meeting of representatives from the nine governments signatory to the secret Reykjavik Accord, Shiraishi had posited that the timing indicated that Varroa was a counter weapon that had been deliberately deployed by the metahominids.
The creatures lived close to nature and, to a degree, appeared quite capable of manipulating other species to their own advantage.   Many of the signatories listening that day considered Shiraishi’s theory on Varroa to have some foundation. Without any bees to pollinate them, crops would fail causing worldwide starvation.  Then the vast edifice of human civilisation would be all but wiped from the face of the earth, in a little less than four years.  Only the insects would remain.  Making up an astonishing twenty percent of the planet’s biomass, following any catastrophe that might befall planet Earth, the last creatures standing, or crawling would be certain varieties of insect.  After the second world war, at Auschwitz where even the grass refused to grow, where no birds were seen to fly overhead for many years, only the cockroaches flourished..  Shiraishi had answered his critics, including D, agreeing it was a very high risk strategy for the metahominids.  Then he had pointed out that the metas were just insectlike enough to probably survive.  They would be free to re-colonise a world cleansed of humankind.'                                                                             THE LAST CHANGELING


Then, rather clumsily, a second explanation of this eerie event appeared and it is now being ascribed as 'experimental fireworks.'

The eventual answer came in the middle of Tuesday afternoon when a statement from Warwick Castle confirmed that they had been testing fireworks.
A Warwick Castle spokesman said they had been trying out "fire effects" to go with the daily firing of the Trebuchet Fireball - a giant catapult.

Even this echoes The Last Changeling...
'The conspiracy theorists had so much grist for their rumour mills that their multiple contradictions quickly ground any grains of pure truth down into useless dust.'
                                                                      THE LAST CHANGELING
It'S ALL very PECULIAR, and VERY D9!!!



Wednesday, 16 April 2014

April 22nd 2014...

Yes... this is it!!!

This is the date when the paperback version of The Last Changeling becomes available...

April 22nd.

Got that?

Good....

Go to Amazon and grab a first edition!



Thursday, 10 April 2014

The Strange Case of the Rossendale Fairies and the Stolen Cards...

These photographs are just wonderful.  Untouched - and completely open to personal interpretation - they have been travelling the world and bringing out the very best, and worst in people.


They were taken in a secret location in the Rossendale Valley by a local Professor, definite shades of 'The Cottingley Fairies' here.  Lots of people have responded by saying they believe the pictures are of true fairies, some say they 'wish fairies were true', but it's the 'grounded', 'rational' people who have surprised me.  Never have I witnessed such a visceral response to a group of seemingly harmless photographs.  One facebooker I know, who posted the photographs on his own timeline, has had to ask commentators to moderate their speech in case his children go online - and read all the swear words these commentators have written.  All in the name of rational science.
I don't get it.
I have seen religious types get affronted and upset when their faith is brought into question, which always makes me wonder... does the offended believer think his, or her, god isn't big enough to fend off a few doubting commentators?  However, when the person throwing a blue fit is doing so in the cause of cold science, then the absurdity of that situation just makes me want to laugh.
Science is big enough.  Believe me.  It's also a lot weirder than a lot of small minded people can imagine.  As Albert Einstein once said, 'If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy stories.  If you want them to be even MORE intelligent, read them MORE fairy stories!
I have met the photographer John Hyatt and he's a very interesting chap.  If you are anywhere near the North West of England in the next couple of months, please go and have a look at his exhibition of his fairy photographs at The Whitaker Museum and Gallery in Rossendale.
Now, things are getting even stranger here.
Okay... it's taken me a while to post this because I wasn't sure...
Now I am sure and it's all a bit strange and eerie...
My car was broken into on Friday night.  The back window was smashed in and a few things disturbed...
Now this is a car full to the gunnels with all sorts of interesting stuff - an arrow, silver spray,(I kid you not, read my book as to why!), lots of clothes, craft materials and finished craft products, then there's the usual sat-nav, C.D's, C.D player etc... so, amongst all that lot, it's taken me ages to establish exactly what was stolen out of my car full of goodies.... and this is where it gets properly odd in the light of all the problems I've been having with my book... (have a look at the older posts)... okay, so, ready for this....?
All they took, out of all that lot was a couple of boxes of business cards.
Business cards with no telephone number or personal details on them, they were printed just to advertise the paperback edition of my book, The Last Changeling, which is coming out on the 22nd. of April.
These cards were in different locations in the car, one box in the passenger foot-well, one box buried in craft fabric on the back seat.
Now they are gone.  It's hard not to get paranoid when things like this just 'happen' to keep happening...

Thursday, 13 March 2014

....Drum roll please....

.... and here it is!


You lose some... You win some!

I am waiting for the proof copy of The Last Changeling to arrive.  At over 600 pages, it's a hefty brick of a book, but I'm not sure what to think about the pricing.

In the UK on Amazon.co.uk it will retail at £11.99 including postage, (I'll get a whopping 25p royalty per copy - which is about the same as if I had a huge publisher behind me),  but, in the USA it will be $20.83!  EEK!  This is a lot for the average American to pay for a paperback.  It will give me $4 royalty too, but I would much rather cut the royalty down to 50 cents, and offer a competitively priced book.  But, amazingly, it's not allowed!  Even if I buy wholesale and self distribute I have the problem of shipping costs.  So although I can offer face to face discounts at signings the UK, I'm annoyed I cannot offer them in home of Amazon, the USA.
Yet again Amazon.com seek to squish me! :(



On the plus side, this is the SECOND time in a month Amazon.co.uk have attempted to sell my own book to me!  So at least they are telling people about it! :)


Thursday, 6 February 2014

Thank You!

Hey ....  This was sent to me from Amazon this afternoon:


The churning and endless refreshing stopped after the first day of the promotion and now the price is finally available!  Okay, it is now Thursday, and the promotion started on Monday, so the lion's share of the week-long promotion has been ruined, but it's finally working!  

It says a lot that during the last promo that 'went wrong' I battled it out with emails to Amazon tout seule  and nothing happened.  The whole bloody mess rambled on until the entire seven days ran out like sand in an hourglass.

This time I finally wised up and asked for help and look, the results speak for themselves...

A huge and hearty thank you for looking at this blog and adding your leverage!



On a completely different subject: you may have noticed the UK has been having some ghastly weather, plus today was the second day of a strike on the London Underground - the railway beneath our capital.  The ingenious Dan Baines has linked the two events and come up with a rather startling conclusion!


The Derbyshire Mummified Fairy
/////BREAKING NEWS\\\\\

FAIRY INFESTATION - SECRET CAUSE OF LONDON TUBE STRIKE!

From TFL Spokesperson - "It will take at least 2 days for specialist government teams to clear the underground network of this menace".

Heavy rainfall over the UK and London has driven fairies beneath the city where they have caused millions of pounds worth of damage to the rail network.

Pay dispute or fairies? You decide...

D9
 — with Tink Bell.

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Can you help me please...?

Can you help me please?

I am having some issues with the promotion I'm currently running.  I complained about the problem and got a nice email from Amazon:

I've checked and see that the countdown deal for your Kindle book,"The Last Changeling" has stated, (sic).  The book is now available for $0.99 on Amazon.com and doe £0.99 on Amazon.co.uk.  To reconfirm please visit the following links:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00B90EIRQ

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B90EIRQ

If you need any further assistance, you can contact us by replying to this e-mail.  We are always here to assist you.  
Thanks for using Amazon KDP.


Pleased, I followed the link, but the Amazon.com page refused to show me the price.  Today I received this email from a good friend in New York, USA:

'I accessed Amazon from New York and when you click on your book it comes up with 'pricing not available' so I was unable to buy a copy Stateside - which is pretty shit.'

Then, a little later this afternoon, I was sent this screenshot from Dallas, Texas USA:


So, If you live anywhere outside of the UK, could you please send an email to amazon.com asking why you cannot access a price for my book?  Go to 'help' and you will be directed to sign in.  If you don't have an Amazon account, don't worry, you can skip this section.  Then click on 'Kindle' and tell them you cannot find a price for The Last Changeling by FR Maher.

The page at amazon.com is:
http://www.amazon.com/Last-Changeling-Enigma-Wars-ebook/dp/B00B90EIRQ
Thank you, I appreciate you taking the time to help me.

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Or just plain theft?

So much has happened over the last few months… may I extend a belated ‘Happy New Year’ to you?   Actually, it’s not that late if you happen to be Chinese! 

I have met, (okay online), an inspiring soul called Katwise.  She makes an excellent living by making glorious upcycled clothes and lives in a heavenly rainbow coloured house in upstate New York

 Fabulous eh?  I admire anyone who ploughs their own path. 
It generally comes with a price though.  Some people get scared of anyone who refuses to stay with the herd; from within the warm depths of safety in numbers, they take any signs of individuality as an unspoken criticism of their own personal desire to stay safe.  They can get pretty nasty and cranky.

Then there are the fans.

These are the coolest and the best.  They are the people who ‘get’ you.  Who hear what you have to say, and are genuinely pleased when others discover you too.  I am blessed with some extraordinary fans who have given me amazing support.  

I started out with a couple of beta readers and slowly, bit by bit, book by book, the circle has widened.  Word of mouth has really helped and now interest in The Last Changeling has spread to every continent… er…except Africa…. Hey guys, what’s going on??? J

Katwise has got tens of thousands of fans – although I don’t know if many hail from Africa – I know she’s hitch hiked extensively through the continent.   

But then it got a bit dark and nasty...  some ‘fans’ started copying Kat’s work and threatening her livelihood.  She freaked a little, but then took a deep breath – and more importantly, she took the advice of a wise woman and actually embraced the copiers!  If these copy-kats were going to rip her off, the least they could do would be to make good copies of her upcycled sweater coats… so she started selling tutorials on how to make exact replicas of her clothing!

I find this extraordinary.  It is the highest – risk strategy I can imagine, yet for Kat it has worked out.  To date she has sold over 10,000 copies of her tutorial at around $6 each!

My friend Dan Baines creates magical tricks and one was ripped off and made in Asia.  Worse yet, they even copied his DVD - featuring him(!), where he pledges to help anyone who can't make the trick work.  And many couldn't.  He only became aware of the cheap copies when disappointed people started contacting him.

So, what is this building to? 
To give you a flavour of my novel The last Changeling, here’s some blurb:

Can you be sure everyone you meet is 100% human? 
Are myths and legends secret instructions for dealing with humankind’s oldest enemy?
What is lurking beneath the ancient streets of London, England?

The Last Changeling is a dark fantasy that unfolds against a backdrop of over 500 years of British history.  When Queen Elizabeth the First and her astrologer the extraordinary Dr. John Dee set up a secret organisation to combat 'metahominids', they began the longest secret war in history.

Meta hominid is ancient Greek for 'other man' - a name for a race of creatures that we commonly identify with child abduction, tales of lost time and unexplained disappearances.  We call them 'aliens', but a couple of hundred years ago, people called them 'fairies'.

When 21st century government budget cuts compromise the centuries old cover-up, a shambling, unlikely hero, known only as D, becomes our last and only hope against the rising of this dark and persistent enemy.  Yet they are not the only enemy ranged against him, for D has to unmask a traitor and combat the meddling of a reckless amateur, hell-bent on breaking open ancient secrets.

Will D save the child or the city; the country, or the planet?
Just remember, whatever happens, parts of this story are true.


So, that’s my book, but, later on in 2014 an occult publisher will be releasing a novel with the exact same title as mine, by an author with so far, only one published book that has nothing to do with the paranormal. It’s strange for a ‘straight’ author to dive into the occult, but it seems this is what she has done.  

She is writing a book about fairies – but her book appears to have far more in common with mine than that.  I introduce D9, a secret government organisation.  Their first case appears to be the basis for the story of her book.  They say ‘Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,’ but what about plain, old-fashioned plagiarism?

Thus I find I am David, the publishers, if not Goliath, are certainly bigger than my publisher The Art Clinic, but we are on the case. 

Yet is there more to this than meets the eye?  My typical reader is alternative and intelligent.  They enjoy the chilling frisson of darker themes, and are acquainted with the films of Guillermo Del Torro.  



My readers are far more likely to read ‘The Da Vinci Code’ than ‘Twilight.’ 

The other book is definitely aimed at the ‘I’m in love with a spangly vampire’ brigade.  Something my readers would view with scorn - and the worrying thought is that any link to this other camp would definitely deter new readers for my book.  The other one doesn't just 'not fit the profile', it is the polar opposite to it.

It does make me wonder.... is this another bid to bury my book? 

When I put it on a Kindle promotion last November, the Amazon.com product page for The Last Changeling refused to load.  I blogged about it at the time.  Just yesterday I started another promotion… and yet again at the very beginning of the promotion, The Last Changeling on Amazon.com refused to load. 


I would like to be as laid back as Katwise about this ‘Sincerest form of flattery’, but even she has stated in her tutorials that she expects to be credited for her intellectual property.  She has good ideas and she makes a living out of them.  Any one should be safe from opportunists trying to steal their livelihood, and yes, that includes me too.

I will keep you posted, in the meantime, any help or advice, or any words of support you may like to leave would be hugely appreciated.  Thank you.