WATERLOO TEETH
I've seen battlefields white with human ivory
Noble dukes and princes stripped of flesh and finery
When the crows have done their job, they say that's the time for me
Sam Jones deliver them bones. SAM JONES by Richard Thompson
Of all the strange exhibits in Liverpool's Victoria Museum, the Waterloo teeth have to be ranked amongst the very strangest. A glass cabinet displays sets of dentures all made from human teeth stripped from battlefield corpses.
Around 1815, someone realised these young soldiers had good, strong teeth that could be recycled. Not all of these teeth were from Waterloo, but as this was one of the first and most notable battles to yield a large crop of this human ivory, Waterloo Teeth became something akin to a trade name.
During the American Civil War many barrels of human teeth were stripped from the mouths of the war dead and shipped to Europe for the manufacturing of dentures.
The Waterloo Teeth suggested this story ...
HUMAN IVORY by F.R.Maher
.I was born in 1799. I can't recall cutting my first teeth, but I saw my sister's kiddies endure this most painful business. When it came to the time, each one of them was grizzly and out of sorts. All of them in turn crying in her arms, red blotched cheeks heavy with budding teeth.
I must have been six when my own milk teeth began to grow out. I remember wobbling a bottom tooth with my finger. When it shed, it left a jelly socket beneath. I showed my tooth to Mother. She bade me keep it and put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy.
Imagine my surprise when, next morning, I found it gone and in its place a farthing! I had heard children of the the gentry were granted a whole sixpence, but our tooth fairy must have been as hard up as we were. Anyway, it still seemed a very good trade to me.
Less than ten years later in 1815, I traded again. I 'took the King's shilling' and went to be a soldier. Mother wept when I marched away and no doubt wept again when they came to tell her I had died.
But not all of me perished on that battlefield. Men and women scavengers came. They took the very teeth out of my mouth and sold them. They made a handsome amount, more than I had ever seen in life.
My teeth were threaded onto a wire like beads then fashioned into a set of false teeth. This is how they came to be in the mouth of a fat Duchess. As she gorged, my teeth encountered the finest victuals that could be imagined, things I had only dreamt of in life; the very whitest of bread and the sweetest of puddings.
The Duchess was digging her grave with my teeth.
When she expired under her layers of fat, they consigned her to the family vault, but my teeth did not go with her. The family kept them, first as a memento, then as those who remembered her died out, as a curio. They were almost thrown away in disgust in the 1900's but became objects of fascination later on and donated to a museum.
They must have been in there behind a wall of glass for well over two hundred years. After that there were wars and confusion and finally, for humankind, extinction. The grass and trees grew back, but people never did.
Another race decided there were things worth saving from this scarred planet. Their archaeologists came and dug deep for signs of our race. They found my teeth cocooned deep within the earth where the museum had once stood. They seemed excited to find them, for deep within them, my teeth carry a trace of extinct DNA.
They are cloning me.
Long after you, the watcher on the other side of this glass, have gone, I will draw breath once again beneath an alien sun on a distant world. 'Teeth are funny things,' my mother used to say, 'They give you nothing but trouble,' but in their own way, my teeth have saved me
Sunday, 19 March 2017
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Dare To Shine
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WORLD GOTH DAY
SYNOPSIS
In August 2007, Sophie Lancaster was viciously attacked and later passed
away from her horrendous injuries. The only reason she was targeted was because
she looked different.
Now, authors from across the world have come together to present an anthology of stories inspired by the joy of individuality. From science fiction and paranormal to fairy tale reimaginings, fall into a celebration of life and difference, all to benefit The Sophie Lancaster Foundation.
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Sunday, 17 January 2016
The S.O.P.H.I.E Anthology
I can't believe how long it is since I've been here. 2015 proved to be a very busy old year and 2016 is already shaping up to be even busier.
I've spent time writing for magazines and been chosen to contribute to an anthology in memory of Sophie Lawrence. If you don't know about the case, it's incredibly sad. Sophie and her boyfriend were attacked in a park, simply because they looked different. They were goths. Sophie died thirteen days after the attack. She was just twenty. The BBC made a very moving film about her entitled, 'Black Roses.'
I was upset when I first heard about Sophie's death and her story still haunts me now.
However, Sophie's amazing mother, Sylvia has set up the S.O.P.H.I.E foundation - this stands for 'Stamp Out Prejudice, Hatred and Intolerance Everywhere.'
The SOPHIE foundation go into schools and educate young people against violence. They believe that everyone should be able to style themselves as they wish without fear.
The anthology will be sold to raise money for the Sophie Foundation, and I'm honoured to be one of the contributing writers. It will be launched on World Goth Day, the 22nd. of May 2016.
In the meantime, the cover reveal and book trailer will be launched on the 21st. of February.
I've spent time writing for magazines and been chosen to contribute to an anthology in memory of Sophie Lawrence. If you don't know about the case, it's incredibly sad. Sophie and her boyfriend were attacked in a park, simply because they looked different. They were goths. Sophie died thirteen days after the attack. She was just twenty. The BBC made a very moving film about her entitled, 'Black Roses.'
I was upset when I first heard about Sophie's death and her story still haunts me now.
However, Sophie's amazing mother, Sylvia has set up the S.O.P.H.I.E foundation - this stands for 'Stamp Out Prejudice, Hatred and Intolerance Everywhere.'
The SOPHIE foundation go into schools and educate young people against violence. They believe that everyone should be able to style themselves as they wish without fear.
The anthology will be sold to raise money for the Sophie Foundation, and I'm honoured to be one of the contributing writers. It will be launched on World Goth Day, the 22nd. of May 2016.
In the meantime, the cover reveal and book trailer will be launched on the 21st. of February.
Sunday, 23 August 2015
Monday, 15 June 2015
The Fairy Tale of Vale
There’s magic afoot in New Brighton on The Wirral, England . Something strange and wonderful is happening
in Vale Park . The fairies are moving in!
It all started less than
two months ago when Major Mace and his wife Sue began constructing a cluster of
delightful homes in Vale
Park for the
fairies.
Major – that’s his real
first name, not a military title – found inspiration in the Irish town of Buncrana in Donegal where
there’s a popular fairy walk by the river.
Having already overseen the construction of new Brighton ’s famous driftwood pirate ship, The Black Pearl, (along with the rest of the Pirates at Art crew, Frank Lund, Norman and Alison Ord and John
Paul), Major was no stranger to getting creative with upcycled bits and
pieces.
Alongside Major, Alison
paints doorknobs to resemble fairy toadstools and John Paul creates Tree
People, whilst Sue glues together tiny pieces of furniture to decorate houses
fit for any Fairy King or Queen.
Now children from across
the Wirral and beyond are making trips to visit the charming – and growing –
fairy village. Some of these children make
multiple visits to the Driftwood Fairies of Vale Park. One little girl even insists on coming to see
her fairy friends every day.
Smiling proudly, Major
said, ‘Seeing the kids so happy gives me real pleasure. They know the names of all the fairies.’
His next project is to
construct a chimney for the fairy factory.
This is where they make the Fairy Dust so the pirate ship can fly at
night.
I asked Major if he really
believes in fairies. Having visited Ireland and the Fairy
Bridge on the Isle
of Man , both places where the belief in fairies is strong, Major
found no difficulty in saying that he does.
As someone who’s written
about fairies in my book, The Last Changeling, I find the subject fascinating. I recently spent a day searching for fairies
with BBC Radio Wales, and many people have written to me saying that they have
seen fairies for real. I was sent this
photograph that seems to show a blue fairy atop a classic toadstool. Trick of the light?
Maybe, but it’s a good
one.
Just last summer, artist John Hyatt took startling pictures of
fairies near Rossendale and the story went viral.
This Christmas, I counted no less than five major companies who
were using fairies to promote their seasonal products. The truth is that fairies are big news – but
then, they always have been. When Charles Isham first imported gnomes to England from Bavaria in the 1840’s, they weren’t just for
ornaments. They were made to lure real gnomes into peoples’ gardens!
Perhaps the most famous
encounter with fairies was when Elsie Wright and Frances Griffiths found
fairies at Cottingley Beck in 1917 and photographed them.
The pictures fooled experts at Kodak and the creator of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle. Many
years later Frances and Elsie admitted the pictures had been cardboard cut-outs,
but even in old age they still insisted they had seen real fairies at Cottingley and had only created the fake ones when
the grown-ups had laughed at their claims.
So, next time you go to Vale Park ,
remember to take your camera… who knows what magic you might snap?
If you have had a fairy encounter, I would like to hear from you. Please contact me via the form at www.thelastchangeling.com
The above article appears in the next issue of Waiting magazine.
Wednesday, 27 May 2015
Hunting for Fairies
Today was 'one of those days...'
....not bad, but unbelievably brilliant!
BBC Radio Wales has a new programme, 'The Unbelievers,' and for one episode I was asked to lead a fairy hunt.
Yes, really.
I suggested a quiet spot, but time was against that, so it was decided that Castell Dinas Bran would be a great place to look for fairies - even though it's bristling with walkers.
When I told the team that actively looking for fairies meant they were unlikely to let themselves be found, faces fell, but presenters, (John and Mike), and crew, (Rhys and Nathan),persisted, so eventually the hunt got under way and the delightful lunacy began.
I should explain that John is also known as Eggsy from Welsh rappers Goldie Lookin' Chain and Mike is a stand-up comedian, (tonight he's onstage with Jack Dee in Hay on Wye), so this was never going to be a scientifically serious expedition... even though they ended the day vowing to find a scientist who could explain the multi-dimensional universe to them... good luck with that one, Mr.Scientist!
A few hours in the company of Mike and John, BBC Radio Wales' answer to Mulder and Scully saw us scampering, (well, in Mike's case, hobbling because of his poorly knee), up to Castell Dinas Bran in search of fairies.
The pair of them took opposing views. John believes in fairies, Mike is a sceptic and I spent the afternoon trying not to laugh as they squabbled like naughty little kids. John's varying descriptions of Dinas Bran, from 'stone erection' to '... a grey skull...like Castle Greyskull which would eat me if it had a mouth...' had us all in fits, even Mike.
Thanks guys for today's utterly splendid bit of craziness!
The first programme will be broadcast here on Saturday 30th. May:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05xbxb0
....not bad, but unbelievably brilliant!
BBC Radio Wales has a new programme, 'The Unbelievers,' and for one episode I was asked to lead a fairy hunt.
Yes, really.
I suggested a quiet spot, but time was against that, so it was decided that Castell Dinas Bran would be a great place to look for fairies - even though it's bristling with walkers.
When I told the team that actively looking for fairies meant they were unlikely to let themselves be found, faces fell, but presenters, (John and Mike), and crew, (Rhys and Nathan),persisted, so eventually the hunt got under way and the delightful lunacy began.
I should explain that John is also known as Eggsy from Welsh rappers Goldie Lookin' Chain and Mike is a stand-up comedian, (tonight he's onstage with Jack Dee in Hay on Wye), so this was never going to be a scientifically serious expedition... even though they ended the day vowing to find a scientist who could explain the multi-dimensional universe to them... good luck with that one, Mr.Scientist!
A few hours in the company of Mike and John, BBC Radio Wales' answer to Mulder and Scully saw us scampering, (well, in Mike's case, hobbling because of his poorly knee), up to Castell Dinas Bran in search of fairies.
The pair of them took opposing views. John believes in fairies, Mike is a sceptic and I spent the afternoon trying not to laugh as they squabbled like naughty little kids. John's varying descriptions of Dinas Bran, from 'stone erection' to '... a grey skull...like Castle Greyskull which would eat me if it had a mouth...' had us all in fits, even Mike.
Thanks guys for today's utterly splendid bit of craziness!
The first programme will be broadcast here on Saturday 30th. May:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05xbxb0
Tuesday, 7 April 2015
No Such Thing As Coincidence...
A couple of days ago, Mo a friend and fan of The Last Changeling asked me if I'd been in Leominster recently.
I hadn't, but she had seen my double and more magical yet, this doppelganger was talking to a group of people about a book launch!
On Friday I was visiting a friend who appears under the guise of archaeologist Claire Melin in The Last Changeling. I'm writing book two, and the Titanic appears as part of a subplot.
I told Claire I wasn't sure about this section.
I wondered if I should take Titanic out?
On Saturday this old bottle opener came into my life. Made in Chicago, it's quite rare as they were never on sale to the general public, such bottle openers were given to staff only.
Here it is:
I hadn't, but she had seen my double and more magical yet, this doppelganger was talking to a group of people about a book launch!
On Friday I was visiting a friend who appears under the guise of archaeologist Claire Melin in The Last Changeling. I'm writing book two, and the Titanic appears as part of a subplot.
I told Claire I wasn't sure about this section.
I wondered if I should take Titanic out?
On Saturday this old bottle opener came into my life. Made in Chicago, it's quite rare as they were never on sale to the general public, such bottle openers were given to staff only.
Here it is:
I found the inscription inspiring - Cunard & White Star. I'm sure anyone reading this already understands the significance, but in case you don't, Titanic was a ship of the White Star line.
I've taken it as a sign.
The Titanic stays in!
Friday, 16 January 2015
Oh, I do like to be beside the Seaside...
'For as long as I can remember, I have had dreams
about the sea.
On stormy nights when the winds roared through the oaks and the rain lashed the windows of the old house, I dreamt I was aboard a stately galleon. Those were the times when the shadows of the storm tossed boughs upon the walls of my bedroom, became the very waves beneath my keel. Invariably, in every dream, I would fall into that roaring surf, to twirl and turn, like a helpless leaf in the gale, until I surrendered to the calm benthos of a deeper sleep.
On stormy nights when the winds roared through the oaks and the rain lashed the windows of the old house, I dreamt I was aboard a stately galleon. Those were the times when the shadows of the storm tossed boughs upon the walls of my bedroom, became the very waves beneath my keel. Invariably, in every dream, I would fall into that roaring surf, to twirl and turn, like a helpless leaf in the gale, until I surrendered to the calm benthos of a deeper sleep.
Even now I cannot remember a single night without
sea dreams. Which is remarkable given
that I was born about as far inland as it is possible to get and that my father
had the strongest aversion to merely visiting anywhere near the coast.
Perhaps my inquisitive nature was piqued by his
attitude? I now recognise he had what
modern psychologists would call a phobia, but as a child, all I saw was
his unreasonable and unbending attitude to my enduring fascination and interest
in all things marine. I soon learnt to
stop expressing this facet of my young mind under the heavy hand and dark looks
of his disapproval. An innocent request
for a jolly trip to the seaside brought me a beating. I could not see the harm in it, but I learnt
to still my tongue and not speak of it.
I hid my childish paintings of ships in emerald seas and pirates and
treasure islands beneath my bed, I smuggled books about marine life into my
room - all the time aware I was going against Pater’s wishes.
Perhaps if he had not been so stern upon the
subject, it would never have held such a grip over me? But I say again, where was the harm? After all, two of my young playmates from
school had been to the seaside in the holidays and the way they spoke of the
churning green-grey water thrilled me!
You must understand, this was back in 1918 and I
was but five years old then, and completely without any understanding of tides
or the moon’s influence, so it struck me as particularly magical that there
could be places upon this earth where the order of the well-ploughed field gave
way to a seemingly unending chaos of wind-swept water. I could not imagine it, but, even without
sight of it, somehow my mind created such scenes for me, night after night in
those strangely prophetic dreams.
Thought I knew not from whence it came, somehow the
sea was in my blood.
Thus begins my new horror novella 'Seaside.' Out next month, it's the third in the Horror in a Hurry Series. My homage to H.P.Lovecraft's 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth,' it also nods towards The Wicker Man...'
Wednesday, 7 January 2015
Gethsemane Gardens
For the second novella in my new Horror in a Hurry series, I've chosen the classic setting of the decrepit old house. It's the perfect, chilling backdrop for an urban tale of terror but this time the twist is the inhabitants willingly lock themselves in. In fact they barricade the world out, unaware of just what they have trapped inside the house with them...
Gethsemane Gardens... read it if you dare! Out later today on Amazon...
Gethsemane Gardens... read it if you dare! Out later today on Amazon...
Saturday, 27 December 2014
The Salem Strategy
I am a fan of horror stories. I grew up on H.P.Lovecraft - I discovered him when I was eight (!)
Later, I progressed on to reading Stephen King. The first story I read of his was 'Pet Sematary' and I was amazed and thrilled to find that the characters stayed with me. It started rather spookily, when I spotted a little boy who looked just the way I had imagined 'Gage,' and it continued as I saw 'familiar' faces in crowds for days afterwards.
I have just completed my own small contribution to the horror genre, a novella called The Salem Strategy.
It's just 60 odd pages and is part of a new series I'm calling 'Horror In A Hurry.' The idea is that you can read it in just one or two sittings. Further titles will be added throughout 2015.
The Salem Strategy explores what happens when the military attempt using paranormal tactics and the inadvisability of 'winning at all costs.'
So, if you fancy being terrified on the train or bewitched on the bus, The Salem Strategy been published today on Kindle for $0.99 (77p. in the UK).
Let me know what you think, eh? Thanks :)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Salem-Strategy-Horror-Hurry-Book-ebook/dp/B00RHW14AY
Later, I progressed on to reading Stephen King. The first story I read of his was 'Pet Sematary' and I was amazed and thrilled to find that the characters stayed with me. It started rather spookily, when I spotted a little boy who looked just the way I had imagined 'Gage,' and it continued as I saw 'familiar' faces in crowds for days afterwards.
I have just completed my own small contribution to the horror genre, a novella called The Salem Strategy.
It's just 60 odd pages and is part of a new series I'm calling 'Horror In A Hurry.' The idea is that you can read it in just one or two sittings. Further titles will be added throughout 2015.
The Salem Strategy explores what happens when the military attempt using paranormal tactics and the inadvisability of 'winning at all costs.'
So, if you fancy being terrified on the train or bewitched on the bus, The Salem Strategy been published today on Kindle for $0.99 (77p. in the UK).
Let me know what you think, eh? Thanks :)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Salem-Strategy-Horror-Hurry-Book-ebook/dp/B00RHW14AY
Saturday, 22 November 2014
There and back again....
I've been away for a short break, having been visiting the hauntingly beautiful town of Whitby. I can see why people rave about it, but my heart was stirred even more by some of the little fishing villages along that part of the British coast. I'm finding it hard to settle back in at 'home', (well, where I live), but in a good kind of a way. I'm looking at things in a slightly different way and, as a writer, anything that makes you do that is welcome - if unsettling...
In Whitby, I was show the hotel where Bram Stoker wrote Dracula, and now I'm home with a few more ideas for my new horror novella series - but not a single vampire will appear!
In Whitby, I was show the hotel where Bram Stoker wrote Dracula, and now I'm home with a few more ideas for my new horror novella series - but not a single vampire will appear!
Just as I start thinking about horror themes, along comes something sweet to divert me.
Next Saturday, the 29th of November, Llangollen is holding a Christmas Parade through its streets and I've been asked to decorate a faery themed float for the event.
I have a backdrop to paint, but I won't be able to assemble everything on the trailer until the morning of the parade... Fingers crossed, hopefully I'll have some pictures for the next post.
Friday, 17 October 2014
Spreading the happiness!
I am so pleased to tell you that the new website is here: www.thelastchangeling.com and to celebrate, I'm offering the eBook at a massively discounted price!
Simply go to Smashwords - the link to the book is here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/436906
Enter this code: MJ77D at the checkout, and get your ebook copy of The Last Changeling for 70% off the full retail price. In the US that's something like a dollar and a dime, in the UK it's just 63p!
Smashwords offer versions for lots of devices including Kindle, Nook, Kobo, iphones and many more.
This offer expires on the 20th of October 2014 and only works for The Last Changeling by F.R.Maher. Happy reading!
Simply go to Smashwords - the link to the book is here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/436906
Enter this code: MJ77D at the checkout, and get your ebook copy of The Last Changeling for 70% off the full retail price. In the US that's something like a dollar and a dime, in the UK it's just 63p!
Smashwords offer versions for lots of devices including Kindle, Nook, Kobo, iphones and many more.
This offer expires on the 20th of October 2014 and only works for The Last Changeling by F.R.Maher. Happy reading!
Thursday, 18 September 2014
A Little Taster...
The follow up to The Last Changeling continues to grow, albeit slowly... for now, just for you, here's a taster from the very first chapter of Book Two....!
D has just emerged from a Public Inquiry into an incident in Book One, The Last Changeling:
D has just emerged from a Public Inquiry into an incident in Book One, The Last Changeling:
D made his way
towards Westminster Bridge . His uneven, loping gait carried him far and
fast whilst he considered the nature of secrecy.
It bound his
entire existence. Everything he did to
keep people like those gossipers safe, depended upon it. Yet it was a fragile thing.
A single
snowflake fluttered down and alighted gently upon him. D paused and studied the
speck of white slowly melting into the black wool of his sleeve. Nestling there, it struck him as a good match
for his thoughts. Secrecy was like snow,
it built up in layers until you had a thick, seemingly stable covering. All it took for a disaster was for a weak
layer to be incorporated into the pack.
Then there would
be an avalanche.
Everything he
was facing now - the multiple public and private inquiries, had all stemmed from
one member of D9 breaking away and trying to force such a collapse. A torrent of news had hit the internet and
only extreme vigilance, together with some cunning misdirection, had buried the
most compromising information. The rest
had been left, hidden in Plain Sight for anyone to see. Stories so sensational, they openly invited
scornful disbelief.
D sighed, and
stood, looking out across the broad sweep of the Thames
at the skeletal ellipse of the London Eye. The Houses of Parliament were behind him,
still enshrouded in scaffolding following their bruising encounter with the
metahominid hordes. D wearily stretched
his neck, bending his head so his left ear touched his left shoulder, listening
as his bones cracked loudly.
A sparse
scattering of snowflakes fluttered and fell, and then no more. D raised his odd eyes to the heavens. The sky had taken on a greyer tint, and the
light was lemon yellow. The bulging
clouds were holding onto their payload of snow for now, but the strange
storm-light promised there was more to come.
He plucked
himself from his reverie, and started again across the bridge. A sudden scurry of wind whipped his straggly
black fringe away, and he noticed the young woman walking towards him, pushing
a buggy. Stranger still, she seemed to
have noticed him. She made direct eye contact for a split
second, before scurrying past, furiously stabbing the buggy ahead of her on the
pavement like a weapon. D continued but his pace quickened. In that instant
of what almost seemed like recognition, his precision memory had recorded her
every detail.
Late twenties. Medium height, slender build. Dark grey eyes.
Skeletal face, high forehead, long thin
nose, overly large mouth. No makeup. Thin, straight shoulder length hair, originally well cut,
now grown out. Natural mouse overlaid
with chestnut dye. Good colour, possibly a vegetable dye. Professional looking application suggests she
used a salon. Re-growth reveals she
hasn't been back in at least four months.
Thin, cotton summer dress, pale green print with white daisies. Pale beige knee length mac, belt
missing. Black leggings and grey
converse trainers. Size five. Well made clothes. All out of season, suggests she has not had
the money, or possibly, the inclination, to buy more. Bracelet style tattoo of stars in red and
purple on left wrist. Out of place with elegant clothes suggests
early error. Wild Child rebelling
against moneyed family perhaps? Further evidenced by two piercings on each ear,
no earrings. Unwashed hair and dark ringed eyes, but no obvious signs of drug
misuse. Creased boutique carrier bag beneath buggy suggests she's had money but
not now. Similarly, flexible pushchair
is expensive, and no older than two years.
Likely to have been acquired for this, her first child…
Then D's inner
analysis finally got to the meat of the matter:
…Except
the thing in that buggy is no human child…
As he hurried
away, D turned, carefully casual, to cast a glance back at her. She had stopped now and unaware of his
observation, was staring across the broad parapet. She was un-strapping the thing that was
lolling the pushchair.
He assessed his
options. He couldn't approach her, he
didn't want to spook her. He worked out
how long it would take to get into position.
Time enough.
He loped along
the bridge. In that time, she had lifted
the small body clear of the buggy, and had placed it on the parapet. The thin tide of people swept uncaringly
past. Londoners and tourists alike, no
one seemed bothered there might be a problem, much less a potential tragedy
unfolding with the junkie and her kid on the bridge.
D quickened his
already furious pace. If she threw that
thing into the water, she would never be able to get her real child back. He began to run.
He raced away
from her, in the opposite direction, off the bridge and down, barely
registering the distant rolling crash and rattle of skateboarders in the Queen
Elizabeth Hall undercut.
Within three
minutes of first sighting her, he was beneath the bridge. It was low tide. He slid and skidded down a set of greenly
slurried steps. Then he struggled out of
his huge coat, cast off his big boots, and crunched painfully across the stony
debris field of the foreshore.
He hadn't time
to worry about what liquid-dwelling enemies might be lurking in the freezing
waters, he hurled himself in and struck out toward the centre of the
bridge. Much faster at swimming than
walking, he finned his huge hands and quickly battered his way through the Thames
choppy green wavelets. The elegant
flattened arches of Westminster Bridge
rose above him and as he looked up, he saw something spinning through the air. A small, floppy bundle cart-wheeling through space.
Leaping like a
sea creature, he exploded out of the water and caught the thing by its hooded
jacket. At his touch, it opened its
sickly yellow eyes and hissed. D quelled
his desire to dunk it and held it high above the river. It was struggling now, but he held it
firmly. As he turned to head back,
something bigger plummeted down and smashed through the surface just behind
him.
In one fluid
movement, D spun, stuffed the creature beneath his arm and struck out towards
the still foaming disturbance where the young woman had jumped in. Gasping, she popped up again almost beneath
him. Her wide eyes were fixed and
terrified, her frantically flailing arms betraying her as a non-swimmer. Instinct made her crane her neck to keep her
head above the water, but she was choking and wildly overcompensating. D calmly grabbed the back of her coat collar
before she could sink again and pulled her face clear of the surface. She responded by clinging to his arm with a
desperate strength. Hampered by her and
the squirming creature pinned beneath his other arm, D made slower progress
back to dry land.
By now, some people
above had spotted the vacant buggy and were staring down into the water and
pointing. D's feet hit the bottom still
some distance out, but the woman made no attempt to stand and he was forced to
drag her like a sack along the rough stones and shingle crusted mud to the
shore. He dumped her just clear of the
water. She didn't make a sound, she
simply lay shivering amidst the stinking river detritus. Before putting his boots back on, D grabbed
his coat and wrapped the thing firmly inside it. Already he could hear a distant siren.
He looked back
at the half drowned woman. There was
nothing he could say. They both knew she
hadn't tried to kill her child.
Her real child
had been taken from her months ago.
Out of the
sightline of the gathering spectators on the bridge, he clambered quickly back
up the steps. If that poor woman was
ever to be reunited with her lost baby, he would have to move quickly.
The yellow-eyed
thing swaddled in his coat was still moving, but D was keenly aware that
normally, he should have been barely able to hold onto it.
Something was
very wrong.
D loped back
across the bridge, heading towards his car.
Despite being clad in baggy wet clothes, and carrying a moving black bundle
beneath his arm, still his strange skill at not being noticed held and indeed, no-one took much notice of him. A
little way along the bridge, he skirted the gathering crowd. The attending police officers and bystanders circled
around the empty buggy, were too distracted watching the woman below them being lifted
onto a stretcher to register him passing by.
For his part, D
was too busy to pay much heed to them.
His mind raced ahead. Locating a
lost human child, stolen away and hidden in a hill fort or barrow normally
took weeks of careful research. By the
look of the thing in his coat, it would have to be accomplished far more
quickly. Before it died. If it did,
there could be no exchange. Assuming it
survived, then there was still the actual rescue mission to be executed - a swap
involving the restoration of the baby's sickly metahominid counterpart back
into its proper environment and the recovery of the human child it had
replaced.
D understood there
was no way of knowing how long it would take to accomplish. All he knew was that if the malign thing he
was now carrying beneath his arm through the busy London
crowds died, then the stolen human child would remain trapped in the wrong world
forever.
He returned to
his old battered Saab to find a parking ticked gracing its windscreen. That was the least of his troubles. Opening the boot, he dumped the dark bundle
inside, reconsidered, and grabbed it back out again. He needed to keep it where he could see
it. It was risky, but he put it in the
passenger foot well. Holding his breath,
he finally turned the ignition key.
Whilst the engine hummed into life, he tensed, waiting for a reaction,
but none came.
Too unwell to
react, the changeling lay motionless. © FRMaher 2013
That's your lot for now!
Saturday, 16 August 2014
Away with the fairies.... at the fairy festival
A week has slipped past and I still haven't recovered from the mayhem that was the Legendary Llangollen Faery Festival.
As co-organiser it's my job to... well... organise!
Over the past year I have liaised with craft workers, musicians, healers and readers to put on a 'fairy-friendly' festival in the beautiful setting of Llangollen in North Wales.
Bearing in mind The Last Changeling is hardly fairy friendly, it might seem that I have been dancing with the enemy. Indeed, I never thought people who really believe that fairies are sweet creatures, far removed from the malign metahominids of folklore and my fiction, would ever view me and my book with anything less than open hostility. Luckily they are only interested in fairies and fey culture being promoted, so if I just happen to be the conduit for that to happen, then they are inclined to forgive me. Actually some of them prefer their fairies to be somewhat, 'kick ass!'
So over two hundred craft workers, healers, fortune tellers, live-action role players, musicians and speakers descended upon us last weekend, all with a mind to have a good time, sell their wares and enjoy everything fairy. They pitched tents and stalls and some set up inside the huge tented arena of the Llangollen Pavilion.... and all this with the threat of the tail end of Hurricane Bertha looming and poised to strike!
Saturday dawned fair and a glorious day was enjoyed by hundreds of visitors. Wishes were posted on the wishing line for the fairies to collect and grant, and the wing and wand making workshops were spectacularly busy. Circus skills were taught, the mystery of how to play a didgeridoo was revealed and live music and wonderful food was enjoyed. The stallholders did a cracking trade and the little, (and large), ones had their faces painted and were told some amazing tales by expert storytellers.
Then came the rain at teatime ... and because the arena is so huge, most of the outside stalls moved inside for the next day. We only had the vintage funfair and three stalls go home - all vowing to return next year. That night we all danced at The Grand Faery Ball, so no-one much cared what the weather was doing outside!
Fervent spells were cast for good weather for the Sunday. After a rain lashed night, the water stopped pouring from the sky just eight minutes after the event opened again. There were a few squalls in the afternoon, one huge gust of wind, and that was Bertha's last farewell!
We all survived and are already planning for 2015!
As co-organiser it's my job to... well... organise!
Over the past year I have liaised with craft workers, musicians, healers and readers to put on a 'fairy-friendly' festival in the beautiful setting of Llangollen in North Wales.
Bearing in mind The Last Changeling is hardly fairy friendly, it might seem that I have been dancing with the enemy. Indeed, I never thought people who really believe that fairies are sweet creatures, far removed from the malign metahominids of folklore and my fiction, would ever view me and my book with anything less than open hostility. Luckily they are only interested in fairies and fey culture being promoted, so if I just happen to be the conduit for that to happen, then they are inclined to forgive me. Actually some of them prefer their fairies to be somewhat, 'kick ass!'
So over two hundred craft workers, healers, fortune tellers, live-action role players, musicians and speakers descended upon us last weekend, all with a mind to have a good time, sell their wares and enjoy everything fairy. They pitched tents and stalls and some set up inside the huge tented arena of the Llangollen Pavilion.... and all this with the threat of the tail end of Hurricane Bertha looming and poised to strike!
Saturday dawned fair and a glorious day was enjoyed by hundreds of visitors. Wishes were posted on the wishing line for the fairies to collect and grant, and the wing and wand making workshops were spectacularly busy. Circus skills were taught, the mystery of how to play a didgeridoo was revealed and live music and wonderful food was enjoyed. The stallholders did a cracking trade and the little, (and large), ones had their faces painted and were told some amazing tales by expert storytellers.
Then came the rain at teatime ... and because the arena is so huge, most of the outside stalls moved inside for the next day. We only had the vintage funfair and three stalls go home - all vowing to return next year. That night we all danced at The Grand Faery Ball, so no-one much cared what the weather was doing outside!
Fervent spells were cast for good weather for the Sunday. After a rain lashed night, the water stopped pouring from the sky just eight minutes after the event opened again. There were a few squalls in the afternoon, one huge gust of wind, and that was Bertha's last farewell!
We all survived and are already planning for 2015!
Friday, 27 June 2014
Danced to Death....
'Went the day well?' I hear you ask...
The launch for the paperback edition of The Last Changeling was excellent - not least because I was presented with a rather nice bottle of champagne! Yummy!
I was surprised to find that when it came to it, I was quite stressed at being interviewed in front of an audience. Thankfully only my nearest and dearest detected this, but I found the process distinctly 'counter-British'. We are raised to be discreet and 'showing off' is discouraged. I can only think that early conditioning was kicking in!
Interestingly, one of the questions I was asked was all about early influences...
A June baby, I started almost a year earlier than some of my classmates, so I first read Laurel and Gold Readers II when I was about 4 or 5, in my much loved village primary school. When they had a book sale I was thrilled to have my very own copy to keep.
Despite being quite old by the time they came into our little hands, Laurel and Gold readers were like a Readers Digest for very small children. Bound in green cloth with gold lettering, they featured traditional tales,mythology, short essays about natural history and some actual history, plus a poem or two. All beautifully illustrated, I adored them.
It just so happens that the image from a book I read as a child has stayed with me. I dug the book out the other day, and here is the intriguing image
.
The unseen hands stealing the baby must have sown an early seed that grew to flower in The Last Changeling. Imagine how shocked I was when I turned to the story of The Wood Maiden... here she is with Betushka, a girl she entices to dance...
The launch for the paperback edition of The Last Changeling was excellent - not least because I was presented with a rather nice bottle of champagne! Yummy!
I was surprised to find that when it came to it, I was quite stressed at being interviewed in front of an audience. Thankfully only my nearest and dearest detected this, but I found the process distinctly 'counter-British'. We are raised to be discreet and 'showing off' is discouraged. I can only think that early conditioning was kicking in!
Interestingly, one of the questions I was asked was all about early influences...
A June baby, I started almost a year earlier than some of my classmates, so I first read Laurel and Gold Readers II when I was about 4 or 5, in my much loved village primary school. When they had a book sale I was thrilled to have my very own copy to keep.
Despite being quite old by the time they came into our little hands, Laurel and Gold readers were like a Readers Digest for very small children. Bound in green cloth with gold lettering, they featured traditional tales,mythology, short essays about natural history and some actual history, plus a poem or two. All beautifully illustrated, I adored them.
It just so happens that the image from a book I read as a child has stayed with me. I dug the book out the other day, and here is the intriguing image
.
The unseen hands stealing the baby must have sown an early seed that grew to flower in The Last Changeling. Imagine how shocked I was when I turned to the story of The Wood Maiden... here she is with Betushka, a girl she entices to dance...
But it's these lines that really astonished me... imagine having them in a children's book today...
Danced to death! Extraordinary! All these years these ideas have been running around in my head!
So the influences started pretty early I guess...
As I love the nonsense that we insist on calling 'co-incidence', here's something else. Today on BBC Radio 4, the afternoon play 'A Time To Dance' was all about the idea of people dancing themselves to death. Have a listen on the BBC iplayer, it's an excellent play: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b015mzl8
Wednesday, 18 June 2014
Fantasy Becomes Reality
I am officially 'following my dream.' I have taken the leap of faith, given up the pesky 'part time' job that was taking up too much time and I am now a full time writer. As a direct consequence, I been surrounded by nothing but love and support ever since. Thank you Universe.
Today I was paid for a poem I had quite forgotten I'd written, well over a year ago - and asked for more. That felt very good indeed. Tonight I will be onstage in Liverpool, (actually a little way under Liverpool - at the entrance to the fascinating Williamson Tunnels), reading from The last Changeling and addressing an audience of fantasy thriller fans... it's been something of a journey so far I can tell you!
Today I was paid for a poem I had quite forgotten I'd written, well over a year ago - and asked for more. That felt very good indeed. Tonight I will be onstage in Liverpool, (actually a little way under Liverpool - at the entrance to the fascinating Williamson Tunnels), reading from The last Changeling and addressing an audience of fantasy thriller fans... it's been something of a journey so far I can tell you!
What I can't tell you, much as I'd like to, is how to follow your dream. All I am doing is following my nose and occasionally taking inspiration from others who have taken the same course of action in deciding to shape their lives rather than let others do it for them.
As Marianne Williamson famously wrote:
When we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
All we are ever meant to be is happy, nothing more. If someone looks at something I have written and feels some kind of a connection, then that is wonderful. If they read my book and for a short time become so engrossed they are entertained and forget their cares for a while, then that's 'mission accomplished.' It is a beautifully balanced exchange of energies as we co-create the story - I write the words and you provide the pictures in your mind. Wow... this is the BEST JOB EVER!!!
So, if you want to, try tuning in and turning on your own heart-light... you never know where its light will guide you.
Sunday, 8 June 2014
A series of fortunate events...
"My dear fellow," said Sherlock Holmes, as we sat on either side of the fire in his lodgings at baker Street, "life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent."
I looked for it again and found an extraordinary coincidence. Having put the picture up a little over a year ago, I was unaware that it had been painted by Richard Doyle.
Who?
Richard 'Dickie' Doyle.
He was an illustrator who designed the banner for Punch magazine - which was used for 100 years.
All rather ironic when you see how Punch lambasted Dickie's nephew about his belief in fairies, for Dickie Doyle was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's uncle.
Anyone reading this, who has read The Last Changeling, will by now be beginning to sit up! This is where the 'coincidences' begin to rack up and I begin to wonder if I am being led deeper down this rabbit hole of otherworldly stuff.
The first picture 'Under the Dock leaves,' really put Dickie Doyle on the map as a fairy painter. After that, Dickie illustrated the beautiful edition of In Fairyland, a series of Pictures from the Elf World which is still held to be one of the most breathtaking examples of high Victorian story books for children. It features the William Allingham poem, 'Up the Airy Mountain,' the first poem I ever learnt by heart, taught to me as a child by my father, an Irishman from Kilkenny - and which I have referenced in 'The Last Changeling.'
Dickie's same illustrations were also used in 'The Princess Nobody' by Andrew Lang. I am currently studying an interesting book called 'The Secret Commonwealth of Elves Fauns and Fairies' by Robert Kirk, a seventeenth century mystic and priest who allegedly was taken away by the fairies.
The foreword was written by the same Andrew Lang.
So, back to the Doyle's... we have a nephew and an uncle, both highly educated men, both with a strange fascination for fairies. I followed a link to another page about Conan Doyle's father, Charles Altamont Doyle, (who co-incidentally married a woman from a Kilkenny family). Charles was also fixated with fairies and ended his days in a Scottish lunatic asylum. In 1977 a book of his illustrations came to light and was printed in the UK. The strange thing is that I have that book, but I had quite forgotten about it. It sits beside me as I type this.
I know there are such things as families who believe that they have all been 'taken' at some time. Some can quote abduction stories that go back for generations. It's interesting that here are three members of the same family with the same, strange otherworldly interest...
Apart from using 'Altamont' as Sherlock Holmes alias in 'His last Bow,' Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was understandably reticent about his problematic father. Dickie didn't mention him either. Yet both brother and son promoted and celebrated fairies. Almost as if they were colluding to make Charles' interests seem normal and unremarkable.
So if a family can draw down these influences, what about specific locations?
I am wondering about this because of William Allingham, writer of the poem, 'Up the Airy Mountain,' husband of the famous 'chocolate-box' cottages painter, Helen Allingham, of all the places to live, this Irishman settled, for a while, in Witley, Sussex in 1881.
This is all within 9 miles of other intriguing locations in The last Changeling, in what I am beginning to think of as 'The Fairy Line,' as the three points line up quite nicely...
Allingham's home is point A on the map, it borders Lea Park, later Witley Park, home of the man airbrushed from history, Whittaker Wright - see my previous post about 'Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Infamous Neighbour,' (point B) and is less than six miles from Hindhead where Arthur Conan-Doyle wrote the Hound of the Baskervilles exactly twenty years later, (point C).
This has all left me reeling. There is more... I will post again when I can, but for now I have to get on with Book II ...
I am living in 'interesting times,' both a curse and a blessing I suppose. It started with someone being quite mean on Facebook. I have been hacked, and for a while, a background picture quite refused to appear.
I
It was chosen because of the perfectly balanced look of the picture - draw a horizontal line two thirds down the picture, and in that top segment you have a charming watercolour of a woodland scene. The interest is focussed in the foot of the painting, where the fairies glide beneath the leaves.I looked for it again and found an extraordinary coincidence. Having put the picture up a little over a year ago, I was unaware that it had been painted by Richard Doyle.
Who?
Richard 'Dickie' Doyle.
He was an illustrator who designed the banner for Punch magazine - which was used for 100 years.
All rather ironic when you see how Punch lambasted Dickie's nephew about his belief in fairies, for Dickie Doyle was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's uncle.
Anyone reading this, who has read The Last Changeling, will by now be beginning to sit up! This is where the 'coincidences' begin to rack up and I begin to wonder if I am being led deeper down this rabbit hole of otherworldly stuff.
The first picture 'Under the Dock leaves,' really put Dickie Doyle on the map as a fairy painter. After that, Dickie illustrated the beautiful edition of In Fairyland, a series of Pictures from the Elf World which is still held to be one of the most breathtaking examples of high Victorian story books for children. It features the William Allingham poem, 'Up the Airy Mountain,' the first poem I ever learnt by heart, taught to me as a child by my father, an Irishman from Kilkenny - and which I have referenced in 'The Last Changeling.'
Dickie's same illustrations were also used in 'The Princess Nobody' by Andrew Lang. I am currently studying an interesting book called 'The Secret Commonwealth of Elves Fauns and Fairies' by Robert Kirk, a seventeenth century mystic and priest who allegedly was taken away by the fairies.
The foreword was written by the same Andrew Lang.
So, back to the Doyle's... we have a nephew and an uncle, both highly educated men, both with a strange fascination for fairies. I followed a link to another page about Conan Doyle's father, Charles Altamont Doyle, (who co-incidentally married a woman from a Kilkenny family). Charles was also fixated with fairies and ended his days in a Scottish lunatic asylum. In 1977 a book of his illustrations came to light and was printed in the UK. The strange thing is that I have that book, but I had quite forgotten about it. It sits beside me as I type this.
I know there are such things as families who believe that they have all been 'taken' at some time. Some can quote abduction stories that go back for generations. It's interesting that here are three members of the same family with the same, strange otherworldly interest...
Apart from using 'Altamont' as Sherlock Holmes alias in 'His last Bow,' Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was understandably reticent about his problematic father. Dickie didn't mention him either. Yet both brother and son promoted and celebrated fairies. Almost as if they were colluding to make Charles' interests seem normal and unremarkable.
So if a family can draw down these influences, what about specific locations?
I am wondering about this because of William Allingham, writer of the poem, 'Up the Airy Mountain,' husband of the famous 'chocolate-box' cottages painter, Helen Allingham, of all the places to live, this Irishman settled, for a while, in Witley, Sussex in 1881.
This is all within 9 miles of other intriguing locations in The last Changeling, in what I am beginning to think of as 'The Fairy Line,' as the three points line up quite nicely...
Allingham's home is point A on the map, it borders Lea Park, later Witley Park, home of the man airbrushed from history, Whittaker Wright - see my previous post about 'Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Infamous Neighbour,' (point B) and is less than six miles from Hindhead where Arthur Conan-Doyle wrote the Hound of the Baskervilles exactly twenty years later, (point C).
This has all left me reeling. There is more... I will post again when I can, but for now I have to get on with Book II ...
Sunday, 25 May 2014
Is that really you, George R R Martin?
It's been... to put it simply, a bit of a strange week...
On Tuesday I was called to audition for a tough quiz show 'The Chase.' (Brit show, Google it).
Much to my amazement I passed.
Whether the day dawns when I will actually face a Chaser - and manage to remember a little more than my own name - remains to be seen. I have been told, 'it's how the questions fall...' 'you either know them or you don't... blah ... blah...'
All I know is that it has already been a life-changing experience. Now, everything has significance, an extra meaning... after all, it might come up as a question! I am normally unreasonably curious, but that trait has now gone into overdrive... Overdrive? Bachman-Turner Overdrive, the band beloved by Stephen King... bet you didn't know he liked them, did you, hey? See? It's like a reverse Tourettes where random things are hastily sucked into my brain rather than being shouted out...
So, in the midst of all this barminess, I decided to put the picture of my book in the Sarasota bookstore, Bookstore1, on Twitter. You know the one, it looks like this:
And I tweeted this: (you can probably see for yourself who favourited it... )
...But before he favourited this first tweet, I tweeted thus:
On Tuesday I was called to audition for a tough quiz show 'The Chase.' (Brit show, Google it).
Much to my amazement I passed.
Whether the day dawns when I will actually face a Chaser - and manage to remember a little more than my own name - remains to be seen. I have been told, 'it's how the questions fall...' 'you either know them or you don't... blah ... blah...'
All I know is that it has already been a life-changing experience. Now, everything has significance, an extra meaning... after all, it might come up as a question! I am normally unreasonably curious, but that trait has now gone into overdrive... Overdrive? Bachman-Turner Overdrive, the band beloved by Stephen King... bet you didn't know he liked them, did you, hey? See? It's like a reverse Tourettes where random things are hastily sucked into my brain rather than being shouted out...
So, in the midst of all this barminess, I decided to put the picture of my book in the Sarasota bookstore, Bookstore1, on Twitter. You know the one, it looks like this:
And I tweeted this: (you can probably see for yourself who favourited it... )
...But before he favourited this first tweet, I tweeted thus:
Then I wandered over to my email and found the 'favorited by....' messages...
O - my - giddy - Aunt!
George R R Martin had favourited, (yes with the 'u', I am a Brit after all), TWO tweets!!!!
So, naturally I tweeted this:
...and do you know what?
Yep.
He favourited THAT one as well!
By now, as perhaps you can imagine, I am developing a heart flutter and an inability to breathe or concentrate... what was the name of that band again?
Hang on a moment... what is my name again?
I had to go and lie down in a darkened room... well a pub actually, but it's the same thing, surely?
Soooo, I had a medicinal 'latte' and tweeted this:
...and do you know what?
I can see you're getting the hang of this, you're smart, you know?
Yep. This got favourited again by George R R Martin.
Sooo, I think I can finally understand why people have long, one-sided conversations with their deities. It feels good. The best bit is the mystery of it all. Are they there or not?
Is it him? Or is it a random piece of cunning programming pulling my chain? Has it been created to react to a name? Drooling like a Pavlovian dog every time it finds George R R Martin mentioned?
George R R Martin
George R R Martin
George R R Martin
Sit! Roll over! Lie down! Goood doggie!
But, what if it IS really him? This is where it gets quite strange in a wonderful way. I am indeed having a one-sided conversation with a seriously interesting and powerful individual, who, like a capricious god, has a quirky take on most things. This is the guy who tweeted to J.K. Rowling that the series would have been better if Harry had been killed off in the first book!
Whilst we mortals all run around going 'Eeek!' at that, it's different in the vast, echoing libraries of Valhalla that these literary deities inhabit. I rather think that might just appeal to her slightly wicked sense of humour.
Forgive me, great deity of G.O.T., I am babbling...
better go now and research my own name and other likely questions for the quiz....
*sigh*
Like I say, it's been a bit of a strange week...
Thursday, 15 May 2014
In between Ursula Le Guin and George R R Martin!
Sooo...
Here are the nice plinths in the bookstore window... ...wonder what's on them...?
Oh, yes, that's The Last Changeling...
Here are the nice plinths in the bookstore window... ...wonder what's on them...?
Oh, yes, that's The Last Changeling...
And... what's over here...?
In the Classics section... eh?... Classics?? Now that is classy!
In between Ursula Le Guin and George R R Martin.... The Last Changeling... Wow!!! So humbled...
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